Why are some people afraid of monsters?

It is styled like the twilight zone or beyond the crypt or Night Gallery. A few short stories. If someone knows for sure, please comment.

The monsters are very unhappy that a lowly human is invited and want to kill him. Vincent walks over and says something like, take a chill pill my friends. This guy is part of the biggest monsters, monsters so horrible that we can’t even imagine just how awful they are. Then he goes into a short history of humans.

I am not arguing with this guy. Besides, Vincent Price was super smart, witty as they come, quick with a joke and played with people who dared interview him. We sorely lack people with his super wit and charm. Just watch the following where he explains that he accidentally played a part in a porn movie. Yes he did actually do that, just not the way you think.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

There is this human who is backpacking and he stays at this very remote motel. When he is eating he discovers that he is surrounded by werewolves, vampires, zombies and every kind of monster you could think of and then some.

and this is just master class. Not rude but really lays it thick. Here is roasts the one and only Betty Davies.

Update: I think I found it.

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The monsters all agree that the human is most assuredly welcome, he is after all a much worse monster than they ever could be. They are even scared of him. What a monster.

This is why monsters hide from humans in closets and under beds of the least scary humans in every household. They are terrified and they should be.

There is this wonderful Movie/TV-Movie starring the one and only Vincent Price.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Even when he played in seemingly bad movie or lower quality, lower budget movie, he was always amazing.